Allie Gunning.
fuck yeahh, Im off monday too. I need to find a way to town sometime this weekend. xD

Oh, I know. Momma is off Sunday, so we can just make her get you then if it comes down to it!

How you doin, gurlll

Pretty goooood. I am sick. =/

You better come out today to get drunk!

If you can’t or the weater is yucky I am off school Monday, we can have a Sunday night drink! Haha.


Just think if all the orphans in the world turned into cats, then how much you would love them.

Dooooooood, mike told me you broke up but I wasn't believing it until I heard your story. What happened, hun?

Just sick of his crappppp. When you coming home?

Mmkay! He made me make him a profile and all this shit, then he hasnt touched it since, so I logged in under his and followed you. xD
What time are you guys comin home?

Juuuuust got this! Haha. Kyle is coming home tomorrow sometime and I wont be there till Thursday. Maybe we can get drunk and finish painting Mike’ room. xD

I'm so happy you got an ask box thing so we can talk now! ><
Love yeww! >:D

It is odd that you can’t just end like private message, or maybe this is jut way smarter than me! xD

I will be home later!

Love you toooo!



THIS is indie your babies. xD

Jolly Green Giant.

Jolly Green Giant.


What’s the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

What’s the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn’t sing when you put chains on it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

Why don’t sharks eat niggers?
They think it’s whale shit.

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How come there aren’t any Mexicans on Star Trek?
 They don’t work in the future, either.

Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What did the Alabama sheriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.


I just created this tumblr to talk to Alysin, ‘cause I miss our make-out sessions in the tent, and the booze! But mostly, her. <3

No homo.